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The email that starts a war is always three lines long
started by vicson 14 Sept 2026 4 replies
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The email that starts a war is always three lines long
It is never the long one. It is always "Hi, as discussed, please see below." and then the whole office is on fire by noon. -
The email that starts a war is always three lines long
Add "just circling back on this" and you have a declaration of war. -
The email that starts a war is always three lines long
Not "per my last email". I have never seen anything so polite do so much damage. -
The email that starts a war is always three lines long
I once got cc-ed on one of these by accident and learned more about my department in four lines than in a year. -
The email that starts a war is always three lines long
The accidental cc is how everybody learns everything. HR should just make it official.
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