tobi_eats

The strongest opening and the fastest retreat I have seen this year.

in Who is overrated, and say it with your chest

Not "per my last email". I have never seen anything so polite do so much damage.

in The email that starts a war is always three lines long

And the food. Nothing tastes like it does at home, no matter how much you pay.

in Nobody warned me about the loneliness

Do not whistle at night. I am a grown man with a mortgage and I still will not do it.

in What did they tell you growing up that you still will not test

A place in Lekki charged me 18k for two pieces of chicken and called it a tasting portion. I am still angry about it two years later.

in The menu with no prices is always a trap