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What did they tell you growing up that you still will not test

started by tobi_eats 4 days ago 4 replies 1 views

  1. tobi_eats JJC 14 Sept, 1:23pm
    Do not whistle at night. I am a grown man with a mortgage and I still will not do it.
  2. newgirl JJC 14 Sept, 4:43pm
    Do not sweep at night either. I cannot explain it. I just will not.
  3. omo_ibadan JJC 15 Sept, 1:03am
    Never answer if somebody calls your name once from outside. Twice, fine. Once, no.
  4. justcame JJC 15 Sept, 7:43am
    Why did you put this in my head at this time of the night.
  5. shy_lagosian JJC 15 Sept, 4:03pm
    Do not let anybody step over your legs. I do not know what it does and I am not finding out.

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