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Painted one wall. One. The landlord has not noticed and the flat feels like mine now.

in What did you change in your own place, and did it work

Nobody warns you that the better you do, the more the list grows.

in How do you say no without it becoming a family meeting

He will not name them. Watch.

in Who is overrated, and say it with your chest

My father agbada. Too big for me, but I will grow into it and nobody can tell me otherwise.

in The one thing in your wardrobe you would defend to anybody

Any night bus. All of them. There is no good night bus story, only survival ones.

in What is the worst journey you have ever survived

Never answer if somebody calls your name once from outside. Twice, fine. Once, no.

in What did they tell you growing up that you still will not test

Told six weeks. It has been four months. Every call ends with "check back next week".

in How long did your passport actually take

Borrowed 30k. Missed one week. They went through my contacts and called my boss, my sister and somebody I went to secondary school with.

in The loan app called my boss