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We Ranked Nigerian Bank Apps By How Much Anxiety They Give You When Opening Them

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  1. golo Team 18 Sept, 6:08am
    A completely unscientific ranking based on one metric: the feeling in your chest between tapping the icon and seeing the number.

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